Amusing Epitaphs

1 You can’t wait for inspiration
You have to go after it with a club
2 Curiosity in large doses is fatal
3 The best is yet to come
4 The first condition of immortality is death
5 God knows I tried
6 I am ready to meet my Maker
Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
7 Fini/The End
8 Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box
9 Going, going, gone
10 Zzz zzz zzz ...
11 A finished artist
12 That’s all folks!
13 He’s done a-catching cod and gone to meet his God
14 A gardener is planted here
15 A good night’s sleep, at last
16 Don’t mourn for me now or weep for me, never
For I go to do nothing forever and ever!
17 His/Her dust, swept up at last by the great housekeeper
18 Gone Fishing (Fishin’)
19 “I told you I was sick“
20 “I came as fast as I could“
21 Here lies my wife, so let her lie. Now she’s at rest, and so am I
22 “Remember as you walk by,
as you are now, so once was I;
as I am now, so you must be
Prepare for death and follow me.“
23 At peace, finally
24 Mission accomplished